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The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. Miserable little brats, I have a good mind, to scrap the whole works.

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Grandpa and Grandma were singing a song, and the. Then down the chimney he came like a bat out of hell, I knew at that moment, the fat fucker fell. F you!! A red suit, fur trim and he's fat!

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Joyce in her tiera and Meg with her caps, just revved up for a long round of line dancing at Chaps. His suit was all smelly with perfume galore, He lookd like a bum and he smelled like a whore.

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I figured the wife must be up and about, If caught again, she'd toss my ass out. Back to you later! 'Twas the night before Christmas in my redneck house; Junior was wringing A whole shitload of presents from Santa's big bag.